A candidate who didn’t run for President. A candidate who ran, but didn’t know he was running. A candidate who didn’t want to run, but had no choice. A candidate who ran without seeming to run, and a candidate who ran but died before the votes were counted. An election that didn’t happen, but would have been a humdinger if it did. A President who thought he had no competition, thus no true election, but at the very last minute did. A history of running for President, not running for President and running for President in the worst way. Grab a mug of hard cider and enjoy the tales of infinite jest and educational interest. There might even be a thing or two that relates to today.